H.Kishie Singh is based in Chandigarh and has been a motoring correspondent for newspapers like The Statesman, New Delhi and The Tribune.His column ‘Good Motoring’, for The Tribune ran for over 27 years. He has been also been the contributing editor for magazines like Car & Bike, Auto Motor & Sport and Auto India. His latest book Good Motoring was published recently and has co-authored a book with The Dalai Lama, Ruskin Bond, Khuswant Singh and others, called The Whispering Deodars.


Saturday 2 January 2021

THE YEAR THAT WASN’T

In other words 2020 won! Some might say 2021.

For many people, especially the old timers, who say that they have never experienced a whole year when nothing went right!

The year started off with a bang, literally. The Shaheen Bagh protest. The Citizen Amendment Act was the cause. Civil riots broke out, arrests, violence, complete breakdown of law and order. As usual, The Delhi Police made for a great audience! It was a full blown disaster.

This tamaasha had hardly died down when the Lockdown was announced. It happened with the snap of the fingers.

It was like the game we played as children called ‘Statue’! Everything froze! Businesses, shops, factories, schools shut down. Curfew was imposed. Lockdown was the official phrase, for me it was House Arrest!

No movement of humans. This applied worldwide. People on holiday or business in another country had to stay put! For months!

No aircraft in the air, no cars on the road. Globally the environment has never been cleaner for decades.

No one, but no one, anywhere in the world had an answer to the first of its kind Pandemic which was being called a Manmade disaster. China was blamed for letting loose this demon called ‘Covid-19’. Its tentacles spread far and wide to every nook and corner of the Planet.

The Chinese started the game of sabre rattling in a vicious and fowl manner. In the Galwan area of Ladakh 20 Jawans and one Colonel were beaten to death, in a primitive way with clubs wrapped in barbed wire! This was in May of this year.

The Prime Minister assured the Nation that there had been no intrusion by the Chinese into Indian Territory. The obvious inference is that the Indian troops had intruded into Chinese Territory while on patrol.

Informatively our troops were not even carrying side arms! And the nation believed him! And why not? The Prime Minister, a great orator had learnt from Pavlov. On his command, a billion people came out in the evening and banged their thalli’s, pots and pans to scare the Demon ‘Covid-19’! Alas and alack, the Demon is deaf.

Another spin off of the Lockdown. With the loss of jobs at over 21%, the middle class became the lower middle class. This would again affect the economy. The economy which was staggering even before the Lockdown may have a 10% decrease in GDP. India can look forward to being the poorest country in Asia in the not too far distance.

The much awaited Lockdown was finally lifted as has become abundantly clear that the Government acts first and thinks later. Thus creating a disaster on an unprecedented scale!

There is an Invisible Force that drives India. They build our roads, they build our buildings, often carrying 6-8 bricks on their heads up 6-8 flights of stairs. They clean your apartments, cook for the family, wash and clean the utensils but they are not allowed to eat and drink in the house. They bathe and dress your children but they can’t use the lift, they use the staircase.

This Invisible Force is the migrant labourer. They mostly come from U.P, Bihar, Odissa. When the Lockdown was lifted they had no jobs, no money, no food. So they decided to go back home. No trains, no busses, no transport of any kind. So they started to walk. Some of them were 600 or more kilometres from home.

The Government had made no arrangements for the Walking Class. There were absolutely no provisions for water, food or medical aid. The Walking Class, the poorest of the poor had been abandoned by the Government and even their Gods, to whom they had prayed all their lives!

At the height of summer, May and June, with the temperature in the upper 40s Celsius, they walked barefoot on the burning hot tarmac. The television channels were happy to show their blistered feet.

In times of their own distress the Government has no hesitation to call out the Army or the Para Military Forces to help the Government in controlling the civil population.

Why did it not occur to the Government to call out the Army to help the Walking Class? The army has thousands of trucks which could have been deployed to ferry these poor people home. The Army would happily have provided the medics, ambulances and water tankers to relieve the Walking Class of their extreme misery.

At the turn of the century we added a new word to our vocabulary, Milenials.

2020 which has given us a coronacoaster ride will add another word, colonials!

The word Parliamentarians should be replaced by Part Timer M.P!

Previously Parliament used to meet 120 days in a year. In the last decade it fell to 70 days. 2020 set a new record, 33 days!

They get paid extremely well. In addition they get free house, car, phone, travel and other perks. They do not get a hardship allowance!

In any case, Parliament has been reduced to locktail hours. Zero Hour has been cancelled, as has the Winter Session. Reason; danger from Corona. During the September Session, Corona cases were numbering around 95,000. At the moment it is about 25,000. Figure out the reasoning here.

For these Parliamentarians a new House is being built. It’s going to be 64,500 square feet of space and cost about Rs.1,000 crore! It will be able to accommodate 1,224 M.P.s. The Foundation Stone has already been laid but the Hon'ble Supreme Court is not amused. Actually they are very concerned with the Central Vista Project. Ten buildings are to be razed, hundreds of trees are to be axed. The Delhi Government agreed to 400 trees to be translocated in the area.

The Government has different ideas. There are reports that the trees would be shifted about 20 kilometres from the Central Vista.

It is hoped the Supreme Court does not give a green light for this project. Rs. 1,000 crore could build hospitals and schools, which is the need of the hour.

 In their careful and Nachiavellian thinking Parliament has rushed through three agricultural laws. That has inflamed the farmers. Not without reason. However, read carefully analysed the laws are anti-citizen.

Since protests seem to be the order of the day the farmers also decided to protest. So far it was students in general, JNU in particular, from Dalits and Muslims. The CAA protest was an eye opener both of the Governments thinking and the reaction from the Citizens.

Closing the year are the farmers protests, who are not up in arms but on tractors and laying siege to Dilli.

I used the word Dilli because that is how the Punjabi’s pronounce Delhi.

Delhi has been the seat of the oppressors of the Punjabis, namely the Sikhs. Be it the Mughals, the British and in more recent times, the 1980’s the Congress.

The recent Agri Laws favour the Corporates who had long eyed the food bowl of India as a money maker rather than a necessity that feeds millions.

The Punjabi farmer, again mostly Sikh finds the laws oppressive and suffocating.

One of the laws prohibits a Citizen to approach the Courts of Law in case of a complaint against the Government. So what is the Judiciary for?

The farmers protest is being hailed as one of the largest peaceful protests in the country. Some say in the world. That should be taken with a pinch of rum in this cold season.

The Woodstock Festival in the USA against the Vietnam War in the 60s had something like half a million people (Five Lakh).

The Punjabi farmers have a point. Not only is his livelihood being threatened but he stands to lose his lands.

With this future they will make a stand, hard and fast and to the end.

The Government is also not willing to back down.

So...........

One of the reasons is that the Government are traders, businessmen and have little respect for a farmer who is labelled as ‘bourgeois’.

To discredit the farmer the Government has a Department of Dirty Tricks (Goebbles had one!) the Farmers have been referred to as hooligans, Khalistanis, terrorists!

 A man was caught at the Dilli Border amongst the protestors. He was handing out pro-Khalistan posters.

“See!” said the Government. “Khalistani’s are involved!”

The man was captured and bundled into a tent. In true Punjabi spirit he was offered tea, lassi and snacks and made to feel like a guest. That is the art of interrogation. Gentle persuasion, no violence, police style.

The man confessed that he was an RSS agent and told to distribute the posters!

It’s worth repeating the Wisdom of the Ancients; “In his lifetime a man needs a lawyer, a doctor, a policeman once. Also a Pundit or Granthi to get married, hopefully only once!

“But a farmer you need three times a day, every day of your life!”

This is the man the Government wants to crush.

Tilling the fields is as dignified and creative as writing a poem!

As I write this, the year had ended. There has been no progress in the talks with the Farmers and the Government.

This episode should give you an inkling as to why.

There was a report in one of the local TV channels from the Singhu border. An elderly man, flowing white beard, blue turban Nihang style sat huddled against the cold with a razai draped around his shoulders.

The interview over, the reporters showed concern for the elderly warrior."Dadaji, you've made your point. It’s bitterly cold here. Why don’t you go home!" They spoke in Punjabi.

The Old Man replied in chaste Punjabi. “Beta, eh dharna nahi hai, eh gherao nahi hai. Eh morcha hai! Main maidan-e-jung nahi chad sakta!"



TRACTOR POWER! The Farmers have threatened to hold a tractor rally on 26th January to coincide with the republic day parade