H.Kishie Singh is based in Chandigarh and has been a motoring correspondent for newspapers like The Statesman, New Delhi and The Tribune.His column ‘Good Motoring’, for The Tribune ran for over 27 years. He has been also been the contributing editor for magazines like Car & Bike, Auto Motor & Sport and Auto India. His latest book Good Motoring was published recently and has co-authored a book with The Dalai Lama, Ruskin Bond, Khuswant Singh and others, called The Whispering Deodars.


Sunday, 27 September 2020

PARAPROSDOKIANS

 

The English language has 26 letters, A to Z. Yet it has managed to compile one of the largest vocabularies in the world languages.

When the English language has an inadequate word, it has happily absorbed words from other foreign languages. Many words like cummer-band, berandah, banglow, chai, ayah, Jaldi, shabaash, chota peg have been a regular part of English language dating back to British East India times.

At the end of the 2nd World War, 1945, there were thousands of Americans posted in Europe and the Far East.

The Occupied countries, happy to please the Victorious and Occupying forces quickly learnt English or Americanees! (Americans English).

Here, the Indians have an advantage. We have been exposed to the English language for 300 years. For a lot of Indians English is no longer a foreign language!

Now back to the word Paraprosdokians. The word comes from the Greek words “against” and “exceptions”.

These words or sentences are used for humorous effect when the latter part of the sentence is unexpected to how the sentences start. Often it produces an anti-climax, but always humourous.

Here are some examples:-

·       Where there’s a will, I want to be in it

·       The last thing I want to do is hurt you..... but it’s still on my list

·       Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak

·       If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.

·       We never really grow up.... we only learn how to act in public.

·       War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

·       Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

·       To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

·       I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

·       You do not need a parachute to sky dive. You only a parachute to sky dive twice.

·       I used to be indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

·       To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

·       Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

·       You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

·       I am supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.