H.Kishie Singh is based in Chandigarh and has been a motoring correspondent for newspapers like The Statesman, New Delhi and The Tribune.His column ‘Good Motoring’, for The Tribune ran for over 27 years. He has been also been the contributing editor for magazines like Car & Bike, Auto Motor & Sport and Auto India. His latest book Good Motoring was published recently and has co-authored a book with The Dalai Lama, Ruskin Bond, Khuswant Singh and others, called The Whispering Deodars.


Sunday, 27 September 2020

A COLLECTION OF HUMOROUS COMMENTS

 

A Collection of superb, hard hitting, humorous comments... 

 

 

In my many years I have come to a conclusion ... that one useless man is a shame, two [useless men] is a law firm and three or more [useless men] is a government.

      John Adams 

 

If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.

      Mark Twain 

 

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

         Winston Churchill 

 

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

George Bernard Shaw  

 

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

     Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University 

 

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

         P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian 

 

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you

    Pericles (430 B.C.)  

 

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.

        Mark Twain (1866)

 

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.

          Ronald Reagan  

 

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

       Mark Twain

 

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.

 Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)  

 

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.

                  Thomas Jefferson 

 

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

                                                                                                       Aesop  

 

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!

      P.J. O’rourke