H.Kishie Singh is based in Chandigarh and has been a motoring correspondent for newspapers like The Statesman, New Delhi and The Tribune.His column ‘Good Motoring’, for The Tribune ran for over 27 years. He has been also been the contributing editor for magazines like Car & Bike, Auto Motor & Sport and Auto India. His latest book Good Motoring was published recently and has co-authored a book with The Dalai Lama, Ruskin Bond, Khuswant Singh and others, called The Whispering Deodars.


Saturday, 22 August 2020

AN EMAIL EXCHANGED BETWEEN MY FRIEND SABIR AND ME ON ALEXANDER’S ROUTE

Dear Sabir,

It must be telepathy!

I was cleaning my bookshelves a couple of days ago and came across your book. I put it aside and read a few pages to entertain myself.

Then Voila! Your email came.

About my trip;

I started my overland trip in London and drove through France, Switzerland, and Italy to Yugoslavia. Yugoslavia, at that time was one country under the strong leadership of Marshal Josip Broz Tito. I had no problem entering it because I have a Canadian Passport. It took me two days to drive to Macedonia which was a part of Yugoslavia. I got to Delphi from where Alexander started his journey of adventure and conquest.

Alexander’s horse was called Bucephalus and it was only proper that I named my Toyota Corolla Bucephalus.

From Yugoslavia into Greece, then crossed the bridge over the Bosporus and was in Istanbul, Turkey. In this simple drive of crossing the bridge I had left Europe and entered Asia.

Istanbul, Constantinople of old, was once the largest city in the world and important trading centre. It was also the seat of the Ottoman Empire. It boasts some of the most magnificent buildings in the world.

In the news right now is the Hagia Sophia which is over twelve hundred years old. Originally it was a Christian Cathedral built by the Romans. When the Islamic Byzantines took over it became a mosque. Later on it was turned into a museum. Recently it has again been turned into a mosque.

From Turkey into Iran. This was a delight because the roads in Iran were as good as the roads in Europe. Roads in Turkey and Greece left much to be desired.

In Iran my most important stop concerning Alexander was Persepolis.

It was one of the most fabled cities before the Christian era. It was the seat of the Persian Empire and its Army and Naval Forces were feared throughout the known and civilized world.

Two hundred years before Alexander got there the Persian’s had attacked Athens and destroyed it’s most important monument, the Acropolis.

Alexander’s visit to Persepolis was for one reason alone; to do to the Persian City what the Persian’s had done to Athens.

After having captured and taken control of Persepolis, he gave the order to his army to raze the city to the ground. He then retired to his tent, got drunk and slept for two days.

When he emerged the magnificent city of Persepolis was no more!

From Iran I entered Afghanistan, a wild, wonderful and beautiful desert land with snow covered mountains.

I spent a few days in Herat, the eastern most country to be called Alexandria.

It has a huge Mud Fort where Alexander spent the winter while his scouts went further east to find routes to the fabled land of Sindhu, named after the Indus River.

A year later Alexander broke camp, marched eastwards, crossed the Khyber Pass and came down to do battle with King Porus.

This is where my drive ended, in today’s Pakistan. The year was 1975-76 when there was peace on Earth!

It allowed me to drive back to Tehran and return to India the following year. I crossed the famous Khyber Pass three times!

Today the story is completely different. Starting with Pakistan you may not get a visa because of the frosty relations between us and them.

Afghanistan is a war zone with Kalashnikov totting Taliban, trigger happy and blood thirsty who would love to have you as target practice!

If you survive that and zip over the concrete roads, the departing Soviets sprinkled the countryside liberally with anti personnel landmines.

An interesting fact about the Afghan Roads. They were built by the Russian’s in the 50s with instructions to the military engineers that the roads should be arrow straight and serve as runways for fighter aircraft and heavy transport aircrafts.

They should also be wide enough to accommodate two tank transporters side by side.

Why these particular demands? Since the days of the Czars when the Great Game was being played out in Central Asia, Russia was looking for a warm water port.

They thought if they had Afghanistan, they would bash through Baluchistan and end up in the Arabian Sea. It did not happen.

Over a century later the Chinese have accomplished this with the Belt and Road Initiative. A road that connects China to Gwadar Port on the Arabian Sea. It cuts through Baluchistan.

Gwadar Port in Baluchistan is the deepest sea port in the world. The port belongs to Pakistan but is under the operational control of the China Overseas Port Holding Company.

Iran and Turkey are also unstable and volatile.

When I drove through Yugoslavia it was one country under the able leadership of Marshal Tito. Today, these Balkan States are Bosnia, Herzegovina, Croatia, Kosovo, Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Slovenia maybe a couple more. They are all at war with each other.

To sum up, this route is simply not possible.

I have no idea where my printed story is after almost half a century.

There was no electronic media, email, social media. Not that any of that will help you today.

My friend Pardeep drove from Chandigarh to London a couple of years ago. I will check with him his route and pass on the information to you.

After having given you a rather dim view of going overland to England, I have spoken to Pardeep. He is a motoring aficionado and a true blue adventurer.

He had also wanted to do the Alexander’s route in reverse but after a serious discussion and deep thought he dropped the idea in double quick time!

He did make the trip. He did get to London but through a very circuitous route.

He left Chandigarh for Imphal from where he crossed over to Myanmar. Then to Thailand, Laos and into China. He drove to the North of China then crossed over to Kazakhstan, Kirgizstan and Uzbekistan.  After crossing into Russia he went straight to Moscow.

He then traversed the Baltic States of Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania, to Poland and the Czech Republic, Germany, the Netherlands and finally France.

From France he caught a ferry to England.

Pardeep’s choice of vehicle was perfect; Toyota Innova Crysta.

The preparation of the car for this rigorous trip was a breeze. All he did was get a new Amaron Battery and new set of tyres. He chose Michelin. He changed the disc pads upfront and the brake shoes at the rear.

The only spares he carried were a set of brake shoes and windshield wipers.

Why disc pads as spares? The Toyota Innova Crysta has an auto gearbox. This means there can be no braking with the engine, as such, this drive over hill and dale would demand a lot of braking.

The Innova had about 20,000 kilometres when he started the trip. From Chandigarh to London was another 25,000 kilometres.

His first oil change was at about 8,000 kilometres in China. There were zero repairs along the way! That’s Toyota! Today he is driving around Chandigarh in the same car. It will come as no surprise to any Toyota owner that the car is still with the original factory fitted fan belt and hose pipes!

Discussing this trip with Pardeep rattled my memory and took me back to 1975.

I drove from London to Delhi following Alexander the Great’s Route.

My choice of vehicle was the Toyota Corolla with a 1600 cc 2T 4 cylinder engine.

Great minds also think alike!  

I also had Michelin XZX tyres!

In the 70s the Toyota Corolla took the world by storm because of its bullet proof reputation.

I drove that car 300,000 miles or 480,000 kilometres. In the fourteen years that I drove it through mountains, deserts, the freezing roads of Canada, the car never missed a beat! Never a cough, never a splutter.

I had occasion to cross the fabled Khyber Pass three times.

But that’s a story for another time.

Sabir, writing this letter has got me all worked up! I am sure you will do it and have a great time.

The only speed breaker that comes to mind is China. We are on a very frosty relationship with them at the moment. Let’s hope things settle down.

Regarding a publisher, Dipankar Mukherjee published my book called ‘Good Motoring’ named after my column in The Tribune. Please do contact him. His email id is;

Dipankar.mukherjee@readomania.com

+91 99106 48886

I wish you lots of luck with this mad adventure! Please believe me that for the success of such a daring, high voltage drama and adventure a touch of madness is a very necessary ingredient.

Wishing you success!

Kishie Singh

SABIR'S RESPONSE TO MY LETTER

This is one of the best letters anyone has ever written to me. I hope I will be able to achieve this dream of mine. And you are right about that touch of madness. My Northeast trip of 7000 Km across seven states on a Royal Enfield Himalayan was fired by one such bout of madness.